Here you can ask the gods anything you want: to be claimed, to ask who their most famous child is, to ask about love problems, whatever! Please, no stupid questions!
Danny asks:
"Artemis: Why did you have me if you're a maiden goddess? Did you mean to have me or was I a mistake? Do you love me or hate me? If you hate me please don't tell me, because I haven't felt loved all my life."
Artemis says: "Danny, honestly you were a mistake, but that doesn't mean I don't love you. You are one of my favorite daughters and I have high expectations for you!"
Alla Chuchin asks:
"O lord Zeus, am I your daughter? I love it when it storms and it seems I can control lightning."
Zeus says: "Hello Alla! Welcome to the family!"
Jessica asks:
"Aphrodite, I like this guy (and we're going out). But I'm kinda worried about the fact that his dad is Zeus and mine is Hades. What should I do?!"
Aphrodite says: "Who cares! As long as you two are together, life will be good! You're going to get married someday!"
Guest asks:
"Nike (Mom), what's the best was to get in shape for a triathalon?"
Jessica asks:
"Hades: Hey, did you just claim me 'cuz your symbol, the helm, just appeared over me and I think I can shadow travel and raise the dead."
Hades says: "Yes, you are my daughter, but you can't shadow-travel. That is for the Erebos kids."
Lexi Thomas asks:
"Hermes, can you tell Melina what Hades refused to tell her?"
Hermes says: "Well, I could, but Melina is alive, right? So now you can tell her."
Lexi Thomas asks:
"Oh my gods, Hades, I'm just trying to ask a simple question!"
Hades says: "Look, I already told Hermes to tell! Happy now?"
Amy asks:
"Hermes: Dad, who's my mom? I've barely even gotten the chance to know her."
Hermes says: "Your mother is Eleanor Parker. She lives in Denver, Colorado. Why don't you go and visit her sometime? She really misses you."
Lexi Thomas asks:
"Hades, if Melina is in the underworld, please tell her that Lexi is sorry for borrowing her shampoo and forgot to give it back!"
Lexi Thomas asks:
"Hades, if Melina is in the underworld, please tell her that Lexi is sorry for borrowing her shampoo and forgot to give it back!"
Hades says: "Who do you think I am, Hermes? Go away, you filthy demigod!"
Jason asks:
"Hades: Please bring Atlanta (Thera Dusk, daughter of Erebos) back to life! I'm prepared to do just about anything!"
Hades says: "Yeah, sure thing, just bring me some pomegranates!"
Amy asks:
"Poseidon: do you know what happened to Melina?"
Amy asks:
"Poseidon: do you know what happened to Melina?"
Poseidon says: "Yes, I do, but it's up to you demigods to figure out!"
Atlanta asks:
"I know this is an odd question, but to all gods: why don't you guys help out with prophecies?"
Athena: "Well, if you were my daughter, you'd be able to figure that out!"
Apollo: "Now, now, Athena, don't be a hothead...."
Ares: "Hey, that's my line!"
Hades: "Or is it mine?"
Zeus: "SILENCE EVERYONE! It is all up to you demigods to figure out the prophecies.
Melina Miller asks:
"This might sound a little strange coming from me but your one of my favorite gods, and i want to join the anti-Hades haters club but I can't figure out how!"
Hades says: "Just go to the underworld and find me, and I will give you your official membership badge! Thanks!"
Thalia asks:
Athena: "Well, if you were my daughter, you'd be able to figure that out!"
Apollo: "Now, now, Athena, don't be a hothead...."
Ares: "Hey, that's my line!"
Hades: "Or is it mine?"
Zeus: "SILENCE EVERYONE! It is all up to you demigods to figure out the prophecies.
Melina Miller asks:
"This might sound a little strange coming from me but your one of my favorite gods, and i want to join the anti-Hades haters club but I can't figure out how!"
Hades says: "Just go to the underworld and find me, and I will give you your official membership badge! Thanks!"
Thalia asks:
"Zeus: Hey dad! How's Olympus?"
Zeus says: "Fine, fine. I miss you a lot! Try to come see me soon!"
Sid asks:
"Zeus: hi Zeus. I think I'm your son. I have jet black hair and bright blue eyes. I'm really into sports and I love rain. please claim me!"
Zeus says: "If your last name is Smith, you are my son!"
Atlanta asks:
"Yes I bathe! DUH! It's just I don't like swimming."
Poseidon says: "Well why don't you take a bath right smack in the middle of the lake? That way it will be bathing AND swimming...at the same time!"
Rei asks:
"Ares (Dad): I think that you should apologize for killing that girl and let Melina get in a few free punches. Now, I know that's not your style, but I'm sick of everyone at camp being pissed at me because YOU killed someone!"
Ares says: "I can't believe it! My own daughter, turning on me! Now I can't kill you, but I can dislike you until you show that you are my child. As for Melina.... She's 148th on my list of who to kill now! I killed little Billy Reynolds yesterday evening!"
Kage asks:
"Ares I'll beat you up anytime! I already killed you like what? 20 times now?"
Ares says: "KAGE! YOU CANNOT BEAT ME UP! I'M ARES, GOD OF WAR! I'VE ONLY LOST LIKE 30 TIMES OF THE MILLIONS OF TIMES I'VE FOUGHT SOMEONE!"
Atlanta asks:
"Poseidon, I'm afraid of the water. Anything that I can do?"
Poseidon says: "Ask either me or Percy for swimming lessons, that always helps. Just wondering: do you even bathe? Because if you're scared of water.... You know...."
Sam asks:
"Aphrodite, I never thought you were uncool. And thank you! My boyfriend just got me a present. You rock!"
Aphrodite says: "I knew you always thought I was cool, I was just messing with you. You're welcome, and let's hope the relationship works out. And yeah, I know I rock!"
Sam asks:
"Aphrodite, I know this is going to sound weird coming from a daughter of Erebos, but you're actually pretty cool."
Aphrodite says: "Aww! Thank you! Well, I always get that. Wait--were you saying that you thought I wasn't cool? Ah, who cares! At least you think I'm cool NOW. I'm going to curse you (in a good way) with a special curse that makes the boys you like like you back! No need to thank me: you're welcome!"
Atlanta asks:
"Good luck with that Ares, there's a curse on me that not only can I not fight you but you can't harm me. :P"
Ares says: "OKAY! That will be the last question addressed to me today! And I WILL find a way to take that curse off of you, you little b*tch!!!!!"
Atlanta asks:
"Just shush up Ares!"
Ares says: "Fine, Atlanta Dusk, you're next on my list of who to kill!"
Melina Miller asks:
"Ares: Nope and you're lucky I have to leave!"
Ares says: "I have no idea what you mean by that, but you're the 149th on my list of who to kill!"
Amy asks:
"Hades: If you weren't the god of the underworld, what would you want to be the god of?"
Hades says: "Well, if I HAD to choose, I'd say either the god of war (if it weren't already taken) or the god of evil. But then, nobody would like me and I'd kill everybody. Well, I'm already surrounded by the dead, so.... UGH!!! It's just too confusing!"
Melina Miller asks:
"Ares, you kidding?! You fled from our fight and all I did was stab you in the chest. And are you sure you want Poseidon to eternally torture you?! Don't tempt me!"
Ares says: "AAAHHH!!!! You will NOT leave me alone about Gisele's death, will you?! Yeah sure, it was my fault, but stabbing me in my chest was NOT the way to go about it! I say YOU'RE the wimp and we will be enemies forever! Me and Poseidon too! And sure, he can torture me all he wants, but eventually HE'LL be the one to die! Or at least, for a while (since he's a god), to give me the feeling of triumph."
Melina Miller asks:
"Ares, I will get revenge, you wimp!"
Ares says: "How DARE you call me a wimp! I'm 500 times more unbeatable than you! Wait--did I phrase that right? Oh well, you know what I mean! Anyway, call me a wimp again and you'll get torn into pieces by my bare hands!"
